Some people obviously have far too much time on their hands. I'm glad they spend it in amusing ways like this:
The Amazon.com product reviews of James A. Reynolds III
They range from the clever to the entertaining to the silly. The best part is how the earnestness of some of them really can't be determined. (In case you're wondering, it's es review of the Magic Rub that made me check these out to begin with.)
And even if it is trite, the rectal probe review is classic.
E's not alone, either - and theoretically this individual lives within driving distance:
The Amazon.com product reviews of Chris Tyrrell
Darth Tater Tots, anyone? - ZM