Adam has been meaning to update his journal for quite some time… - The Zotmeister
solving the puzzle of life one entry at a time
Feb. 11th, 2009
Adam has been meaning to update his journal for quite some time now, but has been consistently dissuaded by other concerns. I can assure you he is (relatively) well; he's merely pining (though not for fjords, that much I'm certain of). Much has happened in his life as of late, and although he has written about much of it, he has yet to organize it in any manner acceptable to him - an obstacle that keeps him from much he would like to do, I theorize - and is therefore not yet ready to present it here. I am actively encouraging him to try and share his thoughts with others apart from just myself; I would ask on his behalf that he be given just a little more time to "pull himself together", as it were (as much as I feel that phrase is overstating the situation, I lack a more appropriate one). To be fair, he has been trying to get me to post here myself for even longer, and I am only doing so now, so it would be rather unjust of me to be unnecessarily "pushy" in inciting him to action, a strategy I try to avoid anyhow.
Permit me to introduce myself: my name is Zotanna Ophelia Terran. A number of you may already be familiar with me; I trust you both are in good spirits. (Adam is right: 'both' is the most intrinsically humorous word in the English language. But I digress.) For the rest of Adam's readers, I may be a little difficult to explain, but I shall attempt it anyhow for those who are interested. I was largely stuck on how to try to describe myself until Adam suggested I simply list that which I am commonly described as and comment on each. He does seem to have a natural talent for logical structure. I will start with the present tense, work to the past, and end with the false:
I feel compelled to single out the last element of the list: I am not real. I am merely fictional. I am aware of this fact, but it's surprising how many others were not! I felt it would be in the best interest of us all for me to say this "up front". However, I am still actively studying to find a way to remedy this dimensional rift...
I could likely expand each element of this list into an article all its own, if not several, but this should be more than enough for introductory purposes. Frankly, I don't much care to talk about myself quite so much, especially given how often others do it for me (at least where I'm from and known). Regardless, if all I have done is prompt more questions than answers, I will "reap what I've sown" and answer them if anyone cares to ask. I'd be perfectly happy either way. As those of you who know me already are no doubt aware, I enjoy telling stories, but the stories are not always enjoyable. I gladly leave the decision in others' hands, as - and this has no doubt been noted by all here - I decidedly lack the knowledge of when to "shut the hell up already".
Having come "out of the woodwork", it is my intent to observe and carefully decide whether and when to participate in any conversations. For commenting purposes, I have my own account here on LiveJournal - "ladyterran", as I am called "Lady Terran" by all but my friends (as I am the last of my family, the name is unambiguous, but I digress) - but I will not be keeping my own journal. Adam has been kind enough to share this space with me - he claims he's not using it enough anyhow - so in the interest of keeping commentaries from getting segmented, I'll simply be posting solely here. No doubt I will frequently figure in Adam's fiction, but I will perhaps make more direct communication - like this entry - in the future as well. He has asked me to tag all of my posts for reference purposes; I figure my username will suffice.
As Adam used to do - I seem to like employing tactics he has previously abandoned - I will end this entry with a question: I was unable to come up with a subject for this entry. Would anyone care to suggest one?
Zotanna Ophelia Terran