A (gasp!) real update is coming VERY soon, but first, a meme (encountered from infintysquared) that struck me as so curious in my particular case that I felt the need to (double gasp!) actually participate in it.
To wit: If you saw me in (the back of) a police car, what would you think I had been arrested for? Answer in comments, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
I may or may not have some fun with the responses, such as saying whether or not I'd be guilty and/or pleading my case. We'll see. I do not enforce meme dissemination, so feel free to comment without posting this yourself, but I'd like to see what responses many of you would get as well. - ZM